16 definitions by Lee Tatlock

Moominchild

a fruity upper-class snob.

"may i introduce Sir.Moominchild Bookreport the 3rd"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Fannyitous

1.A male who has lots of sex is said to have fannyitous - to be addicted to women.
2.Genral vaginal desease.

"I'm itching like a mad man, i think i've caught fannyitous"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Wum Cum

A womans sexual juices

"Theres a big wet patch of wum cum on my quilt"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Shlegs

To have legs covered in shit from either not washing or stepping into a knee deep load of shit.

"my legs are covered in shit, i've got shlegs"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Gegger

Offensive English word for someone who has long hair or dresses differently from the rest of the flock. Applied to people into alternative/Rock/Metal music. usually said by immature closed minded people who wear nothing but brand name clothes in various garish colours.

"ya sweaty gegger!!"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Clampit

A hill-billy, or a scruffy uneducated person.

"We live next door to the Clampits"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

Jug Tug

To put your penis between someone’s breasts and bringing yourself to climax by thrusting for a few minuets.
Also Known as - Mammary Masturbation, Tit Wank, Bub Rub, Wap Slap - etc.

"I wouldn't mind a nice soapy jug tug off her"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004