64 definitions by Leah

cuntfused

Being unsure of oneself. Confused to the extreme.

I was so cuntfused when she called me an assbasket.

by Leah October 20, 2003

goo

the stuff that comes out of women when they come.

i had goo all over my undies when i saw him.

by Leah May 18, 2004

Woot

1.) Woot is the expression that stoners to use to signfy that they "got a bag."

2.) Can be used while driving around town to scare pedestrians.

3.) Expression of excitment or great joy- happens quite often while stoned.

I've got some- WOOT!

Balls. WOOT!

WOOT! I'm so stoned! WOOT! WOOT!

by Leah July 2, 2004

third derivative

A lesser known Calculus term, literally meaning a sudden change in acceleration, or a "jerk".

School Playground Bully: "Shut the fuck up and gimme yo money. And yo lunch, nigga."
Poor Playground Nerd: "Um, no hey! YOU shut up, you third derivative!"
<School Playground Bully runs away squealing like a little girl.>

by Leah November 26, 2003

alamak

same as above, but just something to add on:
Popular in South-East Asia– Malay/Hokkien? Sometimes followed by "chilakak" (sp?) The "k" at the end is very light.

Alamak chilakak!

by Leah October 11, 2003

hot

1. warmer than 65 degrees
2. attractive
3. awesome

1. it is hot in the summer in missouri
2. that guy is so hot
3. kid: why are you wearing your sunglasses inside?
me: because they're hot!

by Leah April 12, 2005

awesomeez

*Could be an adjective or a noun*

1. The name of something that is "Awesome".

2. A synonym for "awesome"

1. My new boots are the awesomeez
2. That song is awesomeez.

by Leah March 7, 2005