Lazarus Ciccone's definitions

Toronto

One of the most overrated cities on the planet. A great city mind you, although nowhere near the "world-class" level some put it at. What makes it great is the fact you can walk three blocks and go through just about every ethnic community in the world. What makes it weak is it's tree-fucking city council who refuses to build new freeways despite unending gridlock and the stark reality that humans will never abandon their cars. Also claims it is very safe (although more of a pious Canadian mindset than a Toronto one) despite weekly gunplay.

"Toronto is a great town, but it can't hold a match to New York, or even Montreal."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 12, 2004

Short bus

A horizontally challenged bus that people have become accustomed to watching pick up developmentally challenged children and adults. Cleverly worked into an insult when someone does something stupid.

"What the hell are you doing pissing on my rug? I didn't see a short bus outside"

"The short bus picks up my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 27, 2004

What's Poppin?

Ebonic form of "Hello, how are you?", "What is new?", or "What's up?"

Person A: "What's Poppin dawg?"

Person B: "Nuttin, just watching the Country Music Awards and hockey."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 20, 2004

Scarlem

Slang definition of the Scarborough section of eastern Toronto, a racially mixed, lower to middle class wasteland of houses, bland apartment buildings and strip malls, some of which contain massage parlors. Regular sights include police cruisers driving at high speed with sirens going, kids chillin' on street corners, white women pushing strollers containing black toddlers, and several fast-food joints. Also commonly known as "Scarberia".

"Yo fuck dat D, I be chillin in Rexdale - I ain't drivin' yo punk ass 'cross town to Scarlem"

by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004

toronto raptors

Canada's lone NBA team. Not always a success on the court, but always a fiasco off of it. Has some of the best fans in sports, but often is disrespected by both American and Canadian media members who couldn't find their ass with both hands. Finally rid themselves of the cancer known as Vince Carter. God's basketball team along with Syracuse.

"The Toronto Raptors are going to be contenders for the next decade. Book it."

"People who disrespect the Toronto Raptors know nothing. They are either out-of-the-loop Americans or clueless Canadians who love hockey so much they have wet dreams about Pierre McGuire."

by Lazarus Ciccone January 4, 2005

cheese sandwich

Defines the plain and unexciting, based on the perceived dullness of an actual cheese sandwich. Often used in a relationship sense - i.e. a male/female who may be underachieving in terms of the attractiveness of their partner. In a more simple form, can be used by self-styled playas to question the excitement factor of committed, long-term relationships in general.

1. "Man, your girlfriend's ass is the size of Montana and her skin is the shade of newly fallen snow. Don't you get sick of eatin' that cheese sandwich?"

2. "I can't commit to her or anyone. I don't wanna be munchin' on a cheese sandwich for the rest of my life."

by Lazarus Ciccone September 21, 2005

Black Belt

Much like the brown belt (fucking ass for the first time) or the yellow belt (partaking in watersports for the first time, the Black belt is an honour bestowed upon you after copulating with a black person for the first time.

(white male) "Gosh Trent, I got my black belt last night with that hot black girl Laquanda. It was super-awesome."

(white female) "Hey Amanda - I got my black belt yesterday when Dontarrious came over after school. I really want to stick it to my Republican golf-playing father."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 21, 2004