Lazarus Ciccone's definitions

TSN

Canadian 24-hour sports channel which debuted in 1984. Percentage of it was purchased by ESPN in 1995 after the Canadian government, in their protectionist infinite wisdom, revoked the American network's entry into the Canadian TV market. (After all, everyone knows the biggest cultural threat to Canada is the NCAA). Gradually since, all graphics, logos and names have been styled in the ESPN format - i.e. "Sportscentre" with Canadian spelling. The essential result is a network which devotes 90% of its time to hockey and curling while using exciting teases and graphics. Only notable upside is simulcasting of some ESPN programming.

I could tell you some salacious stories about what has gone on behind the scenes at TSN in recent years, but I won't.

by Lazarus Ciccone January 13, 2006

quiver

A physical, shaking motion, often exhibited while achieving climax during sexual activity.

"Right before you come, let me know so I can shove this shampoo bottle up your ass. You'll quiver"

by Lazarus Ciccone April 22, 2004

Vince Carter

A soft, sheltered young man who teased everyone with his athletic ability a few years ago but then quickly rested on his laurels. Later betrayed the fans of Toronto who supported him despite his softness by asking for a trade.

"You don't need to go to the hospital for a paper cut. Stop being a Vince Carter."

"I hope Vince Carter gets traded to New York where the fans and media will eat him alive."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 10, 2004

Facebook

A semi-useful social networking site that's a decent way of reaching certain people and tracking down acquaintances you don't talk to very often. Also valuable if you enjoy reading people's status updates, such as important breaking news like "Arthur is at home" and "Serena can't wait for the weekend."

Jimmy is having marginal success with using Facebook to fuck chicks

I'm still getting friend requests from high school acquaintances on Facebook. That site is so 2007.

by Lazarus Ciccone August 20, 2008

prejack

shortened term for pre-ejaculate fluid, the filmy substance that contains sperm, ova, etc. that leaks out the penis or vagina before the orgasm during sex.

"I dunno how my bitch got pregnant! I pulled out and shot my load on her face. It must have been the prejack!"

by Lazarus Ciccone May 4, 2004

FOX

American television network. The face of evil in modern media. Introduced the world to trash TV two decades ago with such pointless crap as "The Morton Downey Jr. Show" and have continued the trend with such recent entries as "Who's Your Daddy?" and "The Swan."

Despite this, news division and all-news cable channel are so rabidly pro right-wing you almost expect nazi propaganda films to play after midnight. Often decries "immoral" activities and supports war on the grounds of "fighting the forces of evil."

"Fox sucks. The only thing I watch on it is football."

"Maybe Rupert Murdoch is the anti-Christ"

by Lazarus Ciccone January 10, 2005

Toronto

One of the most overrated cities on the planet. A great city mind you, although nowhere near the "world-class" level some put it at. What makes it great is the fact you can walk three blocks and go through just about every ethnic community in the world. What makes it weak is it's tree-fucking city council who refuses to build new freeways despite unending gridlock and the stark reality that humans will never abandon their cars. Also claims it is very safe (although more of a pious Canadian mindset than a Toronto one) despite weekly gunplay.

"Toronto is a great town, but it can't hold a match to New York, or even Montreal."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 12, 2004