30 definitions by Lazarus Ciccone

Top Definition
When the tables are voluntarily turned on heterosexual anal intercourse and the female servicee becomes the servicer for the man. Because most women don't have penises, a strap-on dildo is necessary.
Man: "I really feel like getting fucked in the ass today, but I don't dig that whole gay lifestyle"

Woman: "Okay honey, then I'll strap on L'il Pearl and we'll do some pegging then"

Dutchy: "Jude's wife fucked him in the ass with a dildo! She pegged him! He's gonna take his wife's maiden name!"

by Lazarus Ciccone November 03, 2006
1. God's NCAA basketball team

2. A medium-sized city in upstate New York
Cuse is in da house!!!

"I need some kicks. Let's go check out Foot Locker at the Carousel Center."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 22, 2004
Political mastermind and advisor to President George W. Bush. Acts as Bush's brain, in part because Bush's is microscopic. Can also be likened to "scum of the earth" and "lowest form of humanity". Generally speaking, feces have more ethics and character.
"Karl Rove is a parasite. Anyone who leaks the name of a covert CIA agent as retribution for exposing his own lie is guilty of treason. Therefore, any American who believes this piece of crap actually cares about his country is far too stupid to be alive."
by Lazarus Ciccone September 30, 2005
A horizontally challenged bus that people have become accustomed to watching pick up developmentally challenged children and adults. Cleverly worked into an insult when someone does something stupid.
"What the hell are you doing pissing on my rug? I didn't see a short bus outside"

"The short bus picks up my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."
by Lazarus Ciccone December 27, 2004
The greatest city on earth. By about 150,000 miles.
"People from NYC might be a little arrogant, but it's because they can be. When you're surrounded by greatness in the home of a million legends, it's understandable why you'd be a little cocky."
by Lazarus Ciccone September 01, 2005
Canada's lone NBA team. Not always a success on the court, but always a fiasco off of it. Has some of the best fans in sports, but often is disrespected by both American and Canadian media members who couldn't find their ass with both hands. Finally rid themselves of the cancer known as Vince Carter. God's basketball team along with Syracuse.
"The Toronto Raptors are going to be contenders for the next decade. Book it."

"People who disrespect the Toronto Raptors know nothing. They are either out-of-the-loop Americans or clueless Canadians who love hockey so much they have wet dreams about Pierre McGuire."
by Lazarus Ciccone January 04, 2005
Slang definition of the Scarborough section of eastern Toronto, a racially mixed, lower to middle class wasteland of houses, bland apartment buildings and strip malls, some of which contain massage parlors. Regular sights include police cruisers driving at high speed with sirens going, kids chillin' on street corners, white women pushing strollers containing black toddlers, and several fast-food joints. Also commonly known as "Scarberia".
"Yo fuck dat D, I be chillin in Rexdale - I ain't drivin' yo punk ass 'cross town to Scarlem"
by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004

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