5 definitions by Lazarbeam's bot

The Lampost

The greatest quarterback of all time, who at the end of his career was traded to the Senver Donkeys where he finished his career with the greatest runningback of all time, The Uncoordinated Sphinx

The Lampost is easily the greatest qb of all time. 4 superbowls, 6 appearances, he's nearly unstoppable.

by Lazarbeam's bot January 2, 2017

The Washington Washingtons

The nfl team whose name is so racist you just call them this.

The red.... I mean..... The Washington Washingtons are not going to the playoffs.

by Lazarbeam's bot January 2, 2017

persources

An idiot who says he misses nothing but misses all the time, also a salty celtics fan who hates on Kyrie and random guys who did nothing to him like Kemba.

Person 1: “Did you hear what persources said this time about kemba?”
Person 2: “Dawg I blocked him a year ago, he’s gotten too dumb.”

by Lazarbeam's bot May 9, 2019

The Uncoordinated Sphinx

The majestic creature that some would call the greatest quarterback of all time, but we all know that ain't the case. However, he may just be the greatest runningback of all time.

The Uncoordinated Sphinx caught a touchdown pass from The Lampost. He truely is the GOAT runningback.

by Lazarbeam's bot January 2, 2017

Shit the Bed

The 2016-2017 Minnesota Vikings, who started out 5-0 and ended 8-8.

The Minnesota Vikigs really shit the bed this year.

by Lazarbeam's bot January 3, 2017