17 definitions by Lazar Blade
Bro you good? How long have you been spending time searching up non-random keyboard combinations? poiuytrewqlkmjnhbgvfcdxsza is when you go right to left on the top row of your keyboard, then for the bottom 2 rows you go up and down from the right side (except the L). By the way, Go do your work. You have 20 missing assignments.
Guy 1: hey, do you know qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Guy 2: Yeah! But you know what!? I know a keyboard combination that's not random that you dont know.
Guy 1: Pfft, Thats impossible. Go ahead, Try.
Guy 2: poiuytrewqlkmjnhbgvfcdxsza.
Guy 1: .......... *leaves in defeat*
Guy 2: Yeah! But you know what!? I know a keyboard combination that's not random that you dont know.
Guy 1: Pfft, Thats impossible. Go ahead, Try.
Guy 2: poiuytrewqlkmjnhbgvfcdxsza.
Guy 1: .......... *leaves in defeat*
by Lazar Blade March 21, 2021
Bob: my friend smeared a big fat shit on the toilet seat
Smith: Whomstever would do such a thing!?!?
Smith: Whomstever would do such a thing!?!?
by Lazar Blade August 22, 2021
Inmate: *drops soap*
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: Pick up the soap
Inmate: What?
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: I said pick up the soap
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: Pick up the soap
Inmate: What?
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: I said pick up the soap
by Lazar Blade March 23, 2021
friend: my girlfriend just broke up with me...
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you
by Lazar Blade September 22, 2021
by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021
Guy: Wow, It's really cold outside
New Yorker: yea it's mad brick outside word'a my motha' ya hurr me?
New Yorker: yea it's mad brick outside word'a my motha' ya hurr me?
by Lazar Blade January 11, 2022
by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021