3 definitions by Laws of Gravity

1. A baby or toddler who sings love songs and touches older women.

2. A generally short and talentless white person who hangs around black people to seem cool.
1. Whoa, that kid's a bit of a Justin Bieber, he just hit on Oprah!

2. Hide your breasts, her kid's a Justin Bieber.

3. Who's that boy following Ludicrous? Is that Justin Bieber?
by Laws of Gravity May 25, 2010
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1. A universal holiday which was started on the 21st of May in 2010. It is the holiday enjoyed by many adults and children alike where people celebrate the truthful fact that "Jordan is Stupid." It starts on the 21st of every month and lasts for exactly 30 days or until the 21st of the next month.
1. During Jordan is Stupid Month
Q: "Hey, why does your mom smell like eggplants?"
A: "Because Jordan is Stupid."
by Laws of Gravity May 25, 2010
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1. One with the legendary ability to pass gas in a room full of people without being noticed.

2. A person of Indian heritage who looks to be of African descent.
1. I have never heard Frank fart. I believe he is a Ninja Boy.

2. I saw Isaiah eating curry. I think that he is a Ninja Boy.
by Laws of Gravity May 25, 2010
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