14 definitions by Lawrence K.
Used to describe a person who is not attractive or able to attract anyone from the opposite sex. Also used for people who are inexperienced in relationships and sexual encounters altogether.
Friend: Hey Cody, why weren't you able to close with that girl at the mall last night?
Cody: Cause I'm unsexual!
Cody: Cause I'm unsexual!
by Lawrence K. February 5, 2010
When a person is struck with fear or scared to the point that it's almost like somebody disturbed their own soul.
Holy crap, did you see that thing that looked like a ghost by that tree over there? That was pretty soul-biting!"
by Lawrence K. April 1, 2010
Holy crap, that person looks like a man, but is actually a lesbian. Lo and behold, for it is the manbien!
by Lawrence K. February 5, 2010
John: Hey Paul, did you hear that Ricky Martin said he was gay the other day?
Paul: No way! He's a dudesmith?!
Paul: No way! He's a dudesmith?!
by Lawrence K. July 21, 2010
Acronym for "Ass to Thigh Ratio". Used to rate a girl's hips, butt, and thighs on the basis of how good it looks.
by Lawrence K. February 5, 2010
A phrase used to describe when the other person gets laid on a regular basis or is generally considered to be good-looking. This serves as "the great equalizer" when other bad things happen in their life, and they shouldn't be able to complain about the other things as a result.
Nic: Dude, I just got a $350 speeding ticket and my dog died today. My life is so bad!
Jake: You know what, fuck you Nic! You get ass on a regular basis from random girls at the bar! You have no right to complain when you've got the great equalizer!
Jake: You know what, fuck you Nic! You get ass on a regular basis from random girls at the bar! You have no right to complain when you've got the great equalizer!
by Lawrence K. March 24, 2010
Acronym for "Never Gonna Stop Me", inspired by the Rob Zombie song "Never Gonna Stop". Used when a person gets incredibly drunk and/or continues to drink a ridiculous amount of alcohol at once. Also used to define the moments when this will likely occur.
Boy, did you see Brad yesterday? He really entered NGSM mode at the bars last night by the amount he was drinking.
by Lawrence K. February 5, 2010