Definitions by LavanderGoons

Motherfuckniggercuntnaziunicorn 

The worst word in the English language according to Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter

"God there isn't even a word to describe how big of an ass your being"

"Yes there is, motherfuckniggercuntnaziunicorn"

Motherfuckniggercuntnaziunicorn by LavanderGoons August 8, 2009

God's Apology 

A nice ass on a hot woman with small breasts. It's God's way of saying sorry for a lack of a rack.

"Dude check out this hot chick"
"She doesn't have nice tits"
"When she walks by we'll see if she has God's apology"

God's Apology by LavanderGoons August 8, 2009

Virtual Rape 

After getting dominated in a video game, for instance if you lost 50 to 0 in a halo one on one match, you have been virtually raped.

(After getting a close range shotgun Bultrue)
"Dude i just raped you! That was a virtual rape!"

(You can also get fancy with it)
"I just raped you so hard i went back in time and knocked up your mom, how do you like that son?"

Virtual Rape by LavanderGoons August 8, 2009

Burmuda Triangle 

When a girl's pubes are in the shape of a trianlge with the point faced at the gooch.

"My girl was rockin a burmuda triangle last night."

Burmuda Triangle by LavanderGoons May 13, 2009