Laur's definitions

cronk

To have a fit; to freak out

My parents cronked when they found out I'd been out until 4 AM.

by Laur June 24, 2003

field

To handle or take care of

The lawyer fielded the press's questions skillfully, giving away no more information than he wanted to.

by Laur June 24, 2003

driveby porn

When an automated instant messaging robot enters a chat room and advertises porn in a not-so-subtle way, usually several times in a few seconds

***Online Host: LickMyClit has entered the room.***
LickMyClit: ~--Hi! Wanna see my new website? Click here! I just got my webcam hooked up!--~
LickMyClit: ~--Hi! Wanna see my new website? Click here! I just got my webcam hooked up!--~
ShadowFox777: damn driveby porn

by Laur June 28, 2003

diddle

In short, to fuck

Your Peruvian whore of a mother thinks Daddy's diddling the maid.

Cf. the movie "Cruel Intentions"

by Laur June 24, 2003