11 definitions by Laur

To have a fit; to freak out

My parents cronked when they found out I'd been out until 4 AM.

by Laur June 24, 2003

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Spacey; out-of-it; removed from one's surroundings.

"Ugh, that Vicodin made me really zoomy."

by Laur June 22, 2003

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

In short, to fuck

Your Peruvian whore of a mother thinks Daddy's diddling the maid.

Cf. the movie "Cruel Intentions"

by Laur June 24, 2003

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

A situation which theoretically should not be able to exist but in reality does; a self-contradiction.

You have to have a permit to drive a car, but you can't get a permit until you've driven a car--that's a paradox.

by Laur June 22, 2003

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.