5 definitions by LarchOye

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Spin a globe, and then mash your cock on it somewhere- then fuck a girl from that country.
<Smart-Traveler> You ever gone globecocking man? It's fucking great! You just spin a globe then mash your cock on it, then go fuck a girl from that country!!
by LarchOye October 15, 2009

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the act of fucking your toilet to dislodge a clog
I will fuck your mother, and clog your fucking toilet, just so that I can FUCKPLUNGE it and slap you in the face with my shitty cock.
by LarchOye October 28, 2007

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A Really really shitty tutorial.
I just finished watching all of the training pooporials, and I'm pretty sure that now I'm way worse at this than I was before I started.
by LarchOye April 01, 2015

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Cum Gush - When a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina just moments before she starts ejaculating (commonly called gushing, or squirting) both of their cum back out of her- and all over the place...
<Your Friend>: Dude, I dropped a load in your mom last night, and that crazy Cum Gush nymph sprayed my whole load back out at me like a fucking fire hose!
<Her Son>: Actually, that was probably like, seven dude's loads she sprayed you with!
by LarchOye September 08, 2016

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Similar to "Ronald McDonald", only they serve "Hippie Meals", instead of "Happy Meals". They are often times the "Retail Storefront" for "Circus Sativa", and they typically supply the Medicinal Marijuana for the "Shriner's Hospitals", and also occasionally partner with the Insane Clown Possey's possey- and are widely rumored to be the inspiration responsible for Stephen King's "IT".
Fuck that shitty malldope, and your bowling alley bud man- we've either gotta get some goddamn Sour Durban Double Dopeclown Danks, some Three-Ring Shot-du-Solei-Out-a-Cannon, or some fuckin' Carney-Carney-PT-Barney-and-Bailum-Big-Top-Blunts if we wanna ride the trapeze
by LarchOye September 27, 2014

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