3 definitions by Landwarf
noun: a wet, dirty towel; usually ridden with semen and/or vaginal discharge stains; mostly used to clean up after sexual intercourse or masturbation
verb: the act of masturbating on a towel and wringing it out in somebody's mouth
verb: the act of masturbating on a towel and wringing it out in somebody's mouth
if it wasn't for that Mateo in the trunk of my car, my back seat would be covered in jizz stains
Landon: hey Matrocker, guess what i did last night?
Matrocker: what's that, Landon?
Landon: i gave you a Mateo while you were sleeping!
Both: Hahahahahaha!
Matrocker: that would explain why my lips are so sticky!
Landon: hey Matrocker, guess what i did last night?
Matrocker: what's that, Landon?
Landon: i gave you a Mateo while you were sleeping!
Both: Hahahahahaha!
Matrocker: that would explain why my lips are so sticky!
by Landwarf August 30, 2010
Justin Beiber after he hits puberty so when he sings in his really high voice he will get lots of embarrassing voice cracks and since nobody wants to listen to anybody's voice crack, talentless Justin Beiber will soon be forgotten and lose all of his money. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Guy 1: Look! here's a flyer for the forgotten Beiber's new concert. it says here that it is to raise money for deaf people.
Guy 2: i guess the deaf people are the only people that would go to the concert, too
Both: poor forgotten Beiber
Guy 2: i guess the deaf people are the only people that would go to the concert, too
Both: poor forgotten Beiber
by Landwarf September 2, 2010
when a guy has to shit and piss at the same time so he sits down and after pissing, he realizes that he doesn't have to shit anymore then he feels like a pussy because he sat down to take a piss
i felt like such a pussy after that last puss piss so from now on i will piss standing up before i take a dump...even if it means shitting in my pants.
by Landwarf September 2, 2010