My buddy and I had a most brolific weekend working out, eating wings, drinking and hitting on girls together.
When the police use an excessive amount of lighting, usually when reporting to a car accident. Lighting includes, but is not limited to, police light bars, flares, flashlights and search lights.
I witnessed a terrible case of road rave while passing a grueling car accident last night. The only things missing were glow sticks and ecstasy.
Laugh To Myself. An acronym seldom used by those who don't actually Laugh Out Loud (LOL), but claim they do.
I'm creating Urban Dictionary words in lieu of studying for finals LTM
Diabetic sugar daddy.
Giving my splendaddy his insulin every day is a hassle. I wish I had a sugar daddy.
I had a memorable unexpection yesterday after my friend accidentally grazed my crotch with her hand.
The term used to describe the uncertain nature of an automobile's air conditioning system.
Guy 1: "Turn on the air conditioning, it's smolderingly hot in here."
Guy 2: "I'm trying to get it to work. If I turn off the radio, roll my windows down, and accelerate past 40 miles per hour, my air conditioning should start functioning again." Guy 1: "Your car is so air conditional. Also, I fucked your sister."
The condition experienced by witty and intellectual Urban Dictionary contributors whose entries never make Word of the Day. Instead, many obnoxious and boring entries are published, thus causing the intestinal pain and diarrhea associated with
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