3 definitions by Laika 2

The Democrat version of a Douchenozzle. Similar in fact to the world renown "Eurotrash".
Someone who is so unsatisfied with their pitiful life, they need to take it out on the people who do better in life by hard work and persistence.
Dude: Hey look at Amy Schumer burn a flag while shitting on a Donal d poster!
Dudette: Honey, look at the source, she's a Democranozzle, like her Eurotrash cousins!!
by Laika 2 November 14, 2016
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The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.
Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"
by Laika 2 April 29, 2015
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The cheesy substance that exists inside your travel mug lid and/or it's associated pouring mechanism. It unknowingly builds up over time from lack of daily cleaning. After an extended period of time fungus will grow morphing said item into "Travel Chef Salad".
Brah: Dude, don't EVER lend me your travel mug again!

Dude: Why not brah?
Brah: The lid was so caked with coffee cheese I coulda added Macaroni and had dinner!!!
by Laika 2 February 16, 2015
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