When one coerces politician Bob Dole to become a rapper, he becomes "pbobaly," spelt phonetically. When using the formal connotation of the word addressing him by way of letter or other text, he is written as "P-Bob-Ali."
Gangsta Ass Nigga> Hey Pbobaly, 'sup dawg?
Bob Dole> You already KNOW what's up...
Didn't I mention, I get boners now? /allusion to Bob Dole's endorsement of viagra
Gangsta Ass Nigga> THAT SHIT IS DOPE DAWG, WORD, HOOK ME UP WIT DAT SHIZNIT G!
Bob Dole> I have better things to do with my time, like sit around and drool on myself, choke down viagras, and pull political ideals out of my rectum. Hey, why is there a broken spoon in my tonsil?
<At this point Bob Dole has been reduced to inane babble and incoherent ramblings>