2 definitions by LadyBlue81
Friend- "Hey, did u go home with that drunk chick last night from the bar?" Ted-" Yeah man, she was a brown pound." Friend- "What the fuck is a brown pound dude?" Ted-" She shit-shined my meat stick man!" "Looked like a can of refried beans busted on my man crotch and smelled as though I swirled my man meat in a port-o-potty of death!" Friend-"Damn dude, that's fucked!" "So, what are you gonna do?" Ted-"Oh, I'm going to see her again tomorrow night."
by LadyBlue81 August 11, 2022
"Cooter"- /noun/ Country slang for vagina. Not to be confused with the North American River Turtle. "Gouda"- /noun/ A slightly tangy ripe white creamy cheese-like body fluid from the vagina. Can occur during ovulation, pregnancy, or just a "voyeuristic" vagina.
Meg- "Jesus, this shitter smells ripe!" Gab- " Ew I know! Just some trick with her cooter gouda girl!" Frank- "What the hell are these white streaks on the seats in this uber?" Bob- " Gross! Probably just some trick and her cooter gouda dude." Karen- " Wow, I am really enjoying this hike Billy but I've got about a pound and a half of "cooter gouda" in my panties! (Best said with a midwestern or new england accent)
by LadyBlue81 April 6, 2021