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Lady Chevalier's definitions

barrel of laughs

An unfunny or annoying person.

The term was originally used to refer to a funny person or situation, but is used sarcastically so often that the original meaning is all but lost.

Similar to laugh riot.
Yeah, he's a regular barrel of laughs. Shoot me, please.
by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005
mugGet the barrel of laughsmug.

Wal*Mart rejects

The dregs of society.

Wal*Mart is a universally loathed chainstore, commonly described as catering to white trash and being solely responsible for the collapse of western civilization. The implication is that only the lowest of the low shop or work there; thus, Wal*Mart rejects (those who cannot get a job there or shoppers who have been banned from the premises) must truly be among the worst examples of humanity.

The phrase is used both by people who shun Wal*Mart and those who shop there, as everyone can relate to it.
Some Wal*Mart reject tried to chat me up at the club last night. Can you say gross?

No wonder we can't hire anyone! The only people who'd work for this pay are Wal*Mart rejects!
by Lady Chevalier September 19, 2005
mugGet the Wal*Mart rejectsmug.

kthxdie

Variant of kthxbye and kthxbai, but with a mordant edge.

The original term kthxbye (okay, thanks, bye) is generally used to terminate a (n online) conversation in a quick manner, often with slight insult to the other party. The implication is that the other person is not even worth talking to.

kthxdie is like that, only more so, and with an added death wish.
Obi wan Kenobi: You can't win, Darth--if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
Darth Vader: kthxdie.
by Lady Chevalier June 16, 2005
mugGet the kthxdiemug.

Donald Trump

Living proof that money can't buy good hair.
In fact, money CAN buy good hair. Why his money has not, well, that's anyone's guess.
by Lady Chevalier June 10, 2005
mugGet the Donald Trumpmug.

madison

Capital of Wisconsin and home to UW-Madison, one of the nation's top party schools. Renowned also for its Halloween celebrations, which for the last few years have ended in drunken riots.

Due to this reputation, the word is used at other schools as a synonym for "extremely drunk."
Frank: Hey, we're going out to get trashed. Wanna come?
Ernest: No, man, I was totally madison last night.
by Lady Chevalier November 9, 2005
mugGet the madisonmug.

turn on a penny

To have a turning radius slighty larger than that of a dime, but smaller than that of a nickel.

Not as impressive as being able to turn on a dime, but still, not bad.
My new car goes from 0 to 58 in a really short amount of time, and can turn on a penny.
by Lady Chevalier June 13, 2005
mugGet the turn on a pennymug.

gigglicious

As conducive to giggling as fresh, hot bread (with butter) is to eating. You just can't help it.

A feel-good moment or situation. The laughter equivalent of Campbell Soup's mmm mmm good.
This definition really only works if you like freshly baked bread. But then, who doesn't?
by Lady Chevalier June 10, 2005
mugGet the giggliciousmug.

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