Lady Chevalier's definitions

Donald Trump

Living proof that money can't buy good hair.

In fact, money CAN buy good hair. Why his money has not, well, that's anyone's guess.

by Lady Chevalier June 10, 2005

Sunday afternoon

The internationally-recognised time to start any homework that has been assigned for one's weekend. This includes (but is not limited to) math problems, lines, essays, papers, presentations, studying for exams, and take-home tests.

Larger projects are usually assigned over a weekend because of the "extra time" it gives students. This is amusing because students do not utilise this extra time, instead choosing to begin work on at the very end of the weekend.

In some cases, Sunday afternoon is better stated as Sunday evening.

See also the eleventh hour.

Geez, I hate my teacher. Can you believe she assigned us a 10 page paper on Friday? She knows no one's going to start until Sunday afternoon!

by Lady Chevalier November 6, 2005

drop bears

Shy, gentle creatures, about which little is known. Natives of Australia, they are purported to "drop" down on the heads of unsuspecting passers-by. An unfortunate misconception, and one that has led to their poaching and near-extinction.

Possibly related to the chupacabra, an equally misunderstood creature of the southern United States.

Spread the truth about Drop Bears!

by Lady Chevalier March 23, 2005

nalle

Cellphone.

Means teddy bear in Swedish. The word refers to a cellphone because of the way some people cuddle and cradle the device next to their faces--like a little kid with a favorite stuffed animal.

Term originated in Sweden, but is taking on a life of its own in the English-speaking world.

Hang on--I'm getting a ring on the nalle.

by Lady Chevalier October 8, 2005

CCEBs

Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans.

2 grams of crunchy, delicious, chocolate-coated hyper.

Available at your local coffeeshop.

by Lady Chevalier August 23, 2005

syntaste

A shorthand term for synaesthesia, a condition involving the "mix and matching" of the five senses.

Do you hear that? It's this high pitched, coppery-tasting buzzing noise.

by Lady Chevalier July 28, 2005

fnord

A word placed randomly in sentences, purported to instill fear or uneasiness in the reader. Its use generally references a conspiracy or parody thereof.

Popularised by the Illuminatus! trilogy by Roberts Shea and Winston.

Not to be confused with fjord, those elegant creations of Slartibartfast from the Hitchhiker's Guide "Trilogy."

Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.

by Lady Chevalier March 23, 2005