Lady Alzers's definitions

Avril Lavigne

An insult used among those who have true taste in music. Basically means "poseur".

Don't be such an Avril Lavigne!

by Lady Alzers February 27, 2011

Zelinker

Somebody who ships Zelink from the popular The Legend of Zelda series.

Duh.

Tom: Those silly Zelinkers... MidLink forEVAR!

Dan: Oh nooo I've been reading a Zelink site! They brainwashed me! Halp!

Jessie: I'm a Zelinker. Don't hate.

Me: I consider myself part MidLinker, part Zelinker, part MalonLinker, and part DarkLinker. Heh...

by Lady Alzers March 6, 2011

Encyclopedia Dramatica

Quite possibly the dumbest website ever. The editors over there think they're cool because they hate everything, when really, they're just pissed cause they got kicked off of /b/. Is never taken seriously, and is mocked by the people who read it. Unfortunately, the writers take it VERY seriously, and it's SERIOUS BUSINESS if you dare insult them.

Encyclopedia Dramatica is for the very people they claim to hate: thirteen year old boys.

How do you get kicked off of /b/? Seriously?

by Lady Alzers April 12, 2011

YouTube Dead

When you haven't signed into your YouTube account for at such a long time, all your subscribers realize you will never come back seeing as you found a Real Life.

Valegard, the maker of Zelda Madness, is YouTube Dead.

by Lady Alzers October 24, 2010

Keyboard Dyslexia

It's like regular dyslexia except when you type.

Me: I dsilike that.

I have a severe case of Keyboard Dyslexia.

by Lady Alzers January 26, 2011

Flute Vomit

When you're learning a new song on your flute, and you try it out, only to have your fingers spazz out, resulting in an ugly sound. Also any time your flute makes a high-pitched, out of tune sound when playing normally.

We were playing Sea of Tranquility in Band the other day, and I had flute vomit all over the place.

by Lady Alzers January 26, 2011

Kafei

I cannot believe this has no definition yet.

Anyway, Kafei is a character from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. He and his lover/fiancee, Anju, are the focal point of the Anju/Kafei Quest, which involves reuniting the two and is, quite honestly, the best sidequest in the entire game. If you successfully complete this task, at the end of the game, in the end credits, you will get a scene of Anju wearing her wedding dress and offering her hand to somebody (this occurs in first-prson view).

Kafei has become an extremely popular character and is renowned for being the first character that is not Link that you can play as. Also, many people associate Majora's Mask with Kafei (and Anju).

Kafei is one of my favorite Majora's Mask characters.

by Lady Alzers March 2, 2011