2 definitions by LaLaLandWon
The act of sneezing and ejaculating at the same time, aiming the discharge at a counterpart's face/tits.
Person 1: Bro, last night I straight up jizzed and sneezed at the same time. It felt amazing!
Person 2: Classic Gunk spout.
Person 2: Classic Gunk spout.
by LaLaLandWon March 1, 2017
Ron
Not to be confused with the name, "Ron" is usually the nickname given to someone who are extremely arrogant, attention-seeking, loud and think more highly of themselves than anyone else. A Ron is often seen in places such as night clubs, acting like complete and utter assholes to everyone around them, being loud, self-promoting, obnoxious, and often violent.
When not consuming alcohol, the Ron is more than likely to be equally obnoxious, but not as loud or attention-seeking as if he were to have consumed alcohol. A Ron is 99% of the time male, and will 100% of the time think that he is among the most handsome on the planet, and will consider himself atop the social hierarchy that he is in, but is by many others outside of said hierarchy, considered among the lowest. The Ron is often a womanizing douchebag, and will on many occasions emphasize on this, because that is what a Ron does.
Not to be confused with the name, "Ron" is usually the nickname given to someone who are extremely arrogant, attention-seeking, loud and think more highly of themselves than anyone else. A Ron is often seen in places such as night clubs, acting like complete and utter assholes to everyone around them, being loud, self-promoting, obnoxious, and often violent.
When not consuming alcohol, the Ron is more than likely to be equally obnoxious, but not as loud or attention-seeking as if he were to have consumed alcohol. A Ron is 99% of the time male, and will 100% of the time think that he is among the most handsome on the planet, and will consider himself atop the social hierarchy that he is in, but is by many others outside of said hierarchy, considered among the lowest. The Ron is often a womanizing douchebag, and will on many occasions emphasize on this, because that is what a Ron does.
Scenario A
Person 1: "Wow, did that guy just punch him?
Person 2: "What a fucking Ron."
Scenario B
Person 1: "Why is he acting like that?"
Person 2: "Because he's a Mega Ron."
Person 1: "Wow, did that guy just punch him?
Person 2: "What a fucking Ron."
Scenario B
Person 1: "Why is he acting like that?"
Person 2: "Because he's a Mega Ron."
by LaLaLandWon March 1, 2017