LS returns(tiny)'s definitions

Urban Dick-Tug

(v.) The act of pulling on your small "All Cap" penis while adding a word to the website urbandictionary.com

1. OMG yea my keyboard is all sticky from doing an Urban Dick-Tug last night after i was done fucking Borums mom in her loose foul disease infested pussy.

by LS returns(tiny) January 22, 2009

Shibby Load

(n). 1. A nut that you bust when your so drunk you have the spins. Simply an orgasm that occurs when you are shibbying.

1."Shupe, come here and take this shibby load on your face before i puke."

by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009

Cum Gas

(n). 1. The often small but potent, oily like fart that you pass durring an intense orgasm.

1. "Austin, your Cum Gas smells so nasty, if that wasnt the best fuck i've ever had, i would punch you in the face."

by LS returns(tiny) January 10, 2009

Cum Chili

(n) 1. the chunky substance that is made when you fuck a girl while she is on the rag, without a condom, and you cum inside her. When you pull out the chunky substance that drips from her pussy is Cum Chili.

1. "Wow Becca that is some thick Cum Chili comming out of you, it must be a heavy flow day!"

by LS returns(tiny) January 10, 2009

Jew-Job

(v). 1. When you get oral sex from someone whos such a jew that they never let you bust a nut, thus getting jewed out of an orgasm.

1. "you fucking bitch! how could you Jew-Job me like that... now i have blue-balls!"

2. "I love giving Jew-Jobs to guys right before i break up with them!"

by LS returns(tiny) January 10, 2009

Soupy Sack Surprise

(v). 1. The act stepping out of a reall hot bath or shower then lowering your warm soupy ball sack into your sleeping girlfriends mouth, spitting on her forehead and yelling surprise when she wakes up gagging on your sack.

1."Hino, I may have been dreaming but i think your brother gave me a Soupy Sack Surprise last night."

2."Wake up bitch its a Soupy Sack Surprise."

by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009

LolliCock

(n). 1.A penis that has tounges on it so often it is referred to as a LolliCock.

2. The Stage name of Adult film actor A.J. "LolliCock" Olivo

1. "Omg dude i got so much dome last night my dick was a lollicock."

2. "Yea I'ma freak that bitch out with this lollicock." - AJ. Olivo from "TSC school house sex 4"

by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009