Definitions by LS returns(tiny)

Urban Dick-Tug 

(v.) The act of pulling on your small "All Cap" penis while adding a word to the website urbandictionary.com

1. OMG yea my keyboard is all sticky from doing an Urban Dick-Tug last night after i was done fucking Borums mom in her loose foul disease infested pussy.

Urban Dick-Tug by LS returns(tiny) January 22, 2009

Soupy Sack Surprise

(v). 1. The act stepping out of a reall hot bath or shower then lowering your warm soupy ball sack into your sleeping girlfriends mouth, spitting on her forehead and yelling surprise when she wakes up gagging on your sack.

1."Hino, I may have been dreaming but i think your brother gave me a Soupy Sack Surprise last night."

2."Wake up bitch its a Soupy Sack Surprise."

Soupy Sack Surprise by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009

Stinky Paki 

(n). 1. One of the Three that I stare at daily. Often very friendly and willing to interrupt any conversation with irrelivant talk of nonesense that I filter into "DIRKA DIRKA DIRK." The term Stinky comes from their lack of a "speed stick" and their refusal to buy one. Generally i would love to pee on a Stinky Paki.

1." Omg why does the Stinky Paki have to sit right in front of the Classroom door?"

Stinky Paki by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009

LolliCock 

(n). 1.A penis that has tounges on it so often it is referred to as a LolliCock.

2. The Stage name of Adult film actor A.J. "LolliCock" Olivo

1. "Omg dude i got so much dome last night my dick was a lollicock."

2. "Yea I'ma freak that bitch out with this lollicock." - AJ. Olivo from "TSC school house sex 4"

LolliCock by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009

Shibby Load 

(n). 1. A nut that you bust when your so drunk you have the spins. Simply an orgasm that occurs when you are shibbying.

1."Shupe, come here and take this shibby load on your face before i puke."

Shibby Load by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009

Sluty Cock Whore 

(n). 1.This is a female who cannot stick to whoring on just a few cocks but goes all out and puts out adds on TV for free rim jobs.

2.All three of you reading this Hinojosa, Shupe, Hammond and Chaffin. Look at me and know that my penis is far superior to yours you sluty cock whores

1. "God Damn Borums mom was such a sluty cock whore i heard that thirty two people were at her house last night getting dome."

Sluty Cock Whore by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009

Lodium Scrote-Fold 

(v). 1. The act of jerking-off onto your own nut-sack and letting it drip into the mouth or anus of your partner (male or female).

1. "OMG jennifer, i cant belive you let me Lodium Scrote-Fold your ass last night your such a whore!"

Lodium Scrote-Fold by LS returns(tiny) January 10, 2009