LRS's definitions

barney

What we all here grew up on and now must make fun of to prove our manliness. By doing this we basically are as immature as 10-year old little boys.

Lol barney is eveil kay guys.

by LRS December 18, 2007

bearded oysters

1. One of the many synomns for a female's vagina.
2. Pussy with hair around it.

Lick MAH bearded oyster!

by LRS April 2, 2004

28k

One of the worst possible internet connection speeds availible; anybody who is satisfied with it should be shot.

Yes, I would like to upgrade from my damned 28k connection to a high-speed DSL line.

by LRS November 14, 2004

Saddam Hussein

The person whom's name should be Sodamn insane.

Fucking Iraqi dictator decided to fuck Hitler last night.

by LRS March 19, 2004

MySQL

One of the most powerful and popular open-source database software there is. Stands for My Sequel

My website uses Mysql yay.

by LRS May 16, 2004

windows

A rather good operating system, however is shunned by idiots who say it sucks, but continue to use Windows instead of switching to another operating system.

"Windows is the worst fucking operating system ever!"

"Then why do you continue to use it?

by LRS November 12, 2004