LRS's definitions

huge cock

What women love to get up their ass and vagina.

Girl: OH YEAH! DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP! DON'T--- *faints*

by LRS July 8, 2004

28k

One of the worst possible internet connection speeds availible; anybody who is satisfied with it should be shot.

Yes, I would like to upgrade from my damned 28k connection to a high-speed DSL line.

by LRS November 14, 2004

zune

Microsoft getting it right for once.

Brown is the new black. Zune just happened to kick the iPod's pasty white ass.

by LRS November 26, 2006

windows

A rather good operating system, however is shunned by idiots who say it sucks, but continue to use Windows instead of switching to another operating system.

"Windows is the worst fucking operating system ever!"

"Then why do you continue to use it?

by LRS November 12, 2004

Saddam Hussein

The person whom's name should be Sodamn insane.

Fucking Iraqi dictator decided to fuck Hitler last night.

by LRS March 19, 2004

C:\

The main harddrive of computers Windows 3.1 and up.

Umm... why can't I find C:\ in My Computer?

by LRS May 16, 2004