LRS's definitions

windows

A rather good operating system, however is shunned by idiots who say it sucks, but continue to use Windows instead of switching to another operating system.

"Windows is the worst fucking operating system ever!"

"Then why do you continue to use it?

by LRS November 12, 2004

C:\

The main harddrive of computers Windows 3.1 and up.

Umm... why can't I find C:\ in My Computer?

by LRS May 16, 2004

28k

One of the worst possible internet connection speeds availible; anybody who is satisfied with it should be shot.

Yes, I would like to upgrade from my damned 28k connection to a high-speed DSL line.

by LRS November 14, 2004

Saddam Hussein

The person whom's name should be Sodamn insane.

Fucking Iraqi dictator decided to fuck Hitler last night.

by LRS March 19, 2004

antonym

A word that has an opposite meaning to another word.

Jeer is the antonym of ovation.

by LRS November 16, 2004

MySQL

One of the most powerful and popular open-source database software there is. Stands for My Sequel

My website uses Mysql yay.

by LRS May 16, 2004