LRS's definitions

conscience

The little voice in the back of your head that tells you somebody is watching.

Little Billy decided not to stroke his cash and prizes that night because, according to his conscience, Mommy was peeking in through the door.

by LRS February 22, 2007

huge cock

What women love to get up their ass and vagina.

Girl: OH YEAH! DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP! DON'T--- *faints*

by LRS July 8, 2004

28k

One of the worst possible internet connection speeds availible; anybody who is satisfied with it should be shot.

Yes, I would like to upgrade from my damned 28k connection to a high-speed DSL line.

by LRS November 14, 2004

antonym

A word that has an opposite meaning to another word.

Jeer is the antonym of ovation.

by LRS November 16, 2004

jonti picking

Creator of many famous webcartoons, such as Weebl and Bob, and the Badgers Loop.

Jonti Picking just came out with yet another kick-ass animation.

by LRS December 23, 2004

zune

Microsoft getting it right for once.

Brown is the new black. Zune just happened to kick the iPod's pasty white ass.

by LRS November 26, 2006

dyxj

Mis-spelling of fuck.

Because of the prankster who screwed up the letters on his keyboard, Joe kept on writing "dyxj" instead of fuck.

by LRS November 14, 2004