LRS's definitions

lie

To rest; to recline.

Why don't you lie down?

by LRS November 16, 2004

random word

Word chosen by random. Best if a computer chooses it so a human does not cheat choosing the word.

Great job on looking up this random word via the random word function.

by LRS November 14, 2004

huge cock

What women love to get up their ass and vagina.

Girl: OH YEAH! DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP! DON'T--- *faints*

by LRS July 8, 2004

surname

The last name in a pair of names, used mainly for people's names.

Jack Michaelson's surname is Michaelson.

by LRS November 14, 2004

dyxj

Mis-spelling of fuck.

Because of the prankster who screwed up the letters on his keyboard, Joe kept on writing "dyxj" instead of fuck.

by LRS November 14, 2004

conscience

The little voice in the back of your head that tells you somebody is watching.

Little Billy decided not to stroke his cash and prizes that night because, according to his conscience, Mommy was peeking in through the door.

by LRS February 22, 2007

MySQL

One of the most powerful and popular open-source database software there is. Stands for My Sequel

My website uses Mysql yay.

by LRS May 16, 2004