2 definitions by LEWIS SIMPSON

doing a deighton

When you take tossing it off at work to the next level usually on the phone to the wife.

Barry "Hey John look at that fat lazy cunt on his phone again it's no wonder he gets nothing done at work."
John "Yeah barry hes Doing a Deighton he's lost every job he's ever had for being a lazy bastard"

by LEWIS SIMPSON February 15, 2018

southey sex pest

A prolific sex pest who never accepts no for an answer

Jenny ; "hey Beth look at that dirty old pervert trying it on with that young lady at the bar he's got no chance"
Beth; "OH NO that's a Southey sex pest we better leave before he tries to touch one of us plus he's got a chode And he's not afraid to use it"

by LEWIS SIMPSON October 19, 2017