2 definitions by L3mon

Top Definition
A corrupted form of boob baker, someone who resorts to baking to satisfy sexual frustation. Generally seen as low down in the social hierarchy, the kind of person that masturbates using a hot pie.
Man how come I never get laid?
It's because you have sex with pies, aboobakars never get laid.

Hmm have you tried this crumble?
Um, that's a pie. I was experimenting with being an aboobakar.
by L3mon March 30, 2011
A male geek who sits in a dark room all day. The lowest caste in Western society, touching or interacting with these individuals is considered taboo. Often have confused gender identities, enjoying baking and generally being a house bitch. No known hom has ever reproduced, preferring the company of other men in all circumstances, including sex.
Hey man, you wanna go to this party on Friday?
Nah I heard a hom was invited.

Dude, I just found loads of brownies and cupcakes in the kitchen, was your girlfriend over?
No that hom next door came out of his room without permission. He knows he's not allowed so I put the bitch to good use while he was out.
by L3mon March 30, 2011

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