Kyle's definitions

sweer

This word is a combination of sweet and queer. Sweer....a sweet queer.

Oh look! There's a sweer walking down the street! Is that Elton John?

by Kyle July 27, 2003

jed

hes the fuckin masta.. jed gets all da bitches, u aint got shit on him hoe. go to da plate, he whoops ya azz in baseball 2. dont mess, he from gwood. represent

jed owns your ass, donkey.

by kyle June 1, 2004

penny

A worthless piece of american currency that takes up space in your pocket.

"Hey there's a penny on the ground!"

"Fuck That!"

by Kyle February 29, 2004

hot hottie with a hot body

A person who is amazingly hot. You just EXPLODE in hottieness panty wetter. Usually your just being sarcastic though. NO ONE is THAT hot

Nicole you're a hot hottie with a hot body!

by kyle August 8, 2003

Charlie Kaufman

Arguably the greatest and most original screenwriter currently working. He's the master behind;

- Being John Malkovich
- Adaptation
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
- Human Nature

He has had two past Oscar nominations for Best Screenplay and this year has been nominated for this third for "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," his best to date.

If Kaufman doesn't take him his Oscar, then this will be my last time watching the Academy Awards.

by Kyle August 7, 2006

Speir

One in perfect condition.

That woman is a Speir in every way!

by kyle October 2, 2004

cockballs

someone with a penis so small it seems like there cock and balls are one object.

Fuck you and your cockballs.

by kyle February 1, 2004