417 definitions by Kyle

New-Age folk singer who writes charming songs that often make you feel good. Jack Johnson's great to listen to no matter what mood you're in.
Go listen to "Brushfire Fairytales" and his newest "In Between Dreams." You'll feel alot better.
by Kyle March 05, 2005
An item that is commonly used in comical senses. Also used to disgust wife/friends/neighbors etc. Makes a great gift in a bag.
Hey Bill come check out this poo in here!
by Kyle January 13, 2005
1.) Someone who likes having anal sex.
2.) An anal rapist.
1.) Holy crap, Dave is a real butt burglar!
2.) Ouch... last night I got ass-raped by that butt burglar.
by Kyle December 27, 2004
A person who lies constantly in order to get attention.
"Dude, I banged 5 girls this weekend!"
"Our car flipped 5 times and all I got was this scratch!"
"I'm moving to Germany"
by Kyle March 24, 2005
A hard knock, a gangster or sumone who leads a hard life or has been through hard times.
its a hard knock lyfe biatch!
by kyle April 08, 2003
A dumb but attractive woman whose only decent use is for sex. Usually dresses like a slut and can be found staring with a puzzeled look at bus schedules.
That barbie girl deserves to be treated like a used wet plastic fuck-doll.
by Kyle April 14, 2003
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