3 definitions by Kyle McDouche

When one begins to feel awkward around a group of people and gives a little yawn when approaching the group possibly as an effort to pass time. For example, when you walk on to an elavator with a group of random people. 8 person parties. random car rides.
That guy in the car totally gave the awkward yawn earlier.
by Kyle McDouche July 2, 2009
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We've all seen it. some embrace it and some choose to ignore it. During a pornographic film, every now and then there's a Caucasian man that looks completely normal, but is just a little bit different than the rest of us. normal white male haircut, skin tone, voice. everything is average except for his penis. its an irregular shade of brown. take a moment of your time one day and you'll see what i mean.
Great guy, friend of the family, mows my grandmothers lawn... guys got the brown dick.
by Kyle McDouche July 2, 2009
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You know... poke her a new one. Per say youre really horny... your buddys keep on eggin you on and eventually you go off with that girl thats maybe only a 7 at best. you guys get hot and heavy and you let your fingers and/or shaft do the work. You do it and you do it well. therefore you poke her a new one.
Johnny: You guys seen carl anywhere?

Group: Oh man he took stacy upstairs. He said he was gonna poke her a new one.
by Kyle McDouche July 2, 2009
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