Portland

One of the most boring cities. Lousy weather, no sports (except for an NBA team), no amusement parks, no nothing. It's hick.

Born and raised in Portland. I'm moving to Los Angeles

by Kyle January 28, 2005

Whipped cream

What you lick off of Kyle's tongue

"Hannah likes whipped cream"

by Kyle October 24, 2003

baggadoosh

Like douchebag only cooler.

You know that Boris fag? He's a real baggadoosh

by Kyle October 6, 2004

DUTS

genital rash

i have duts all over my nut sack

by kyle October 12, 2003

Preparation H

Getting a girl horny i.e. foreplay

Damn John. Can't you give me some preparation H before you just go at it like that?

by Kyle June 13, 2004

Nite

A black person who acts white.

hey, look at that guy he's a nite.

by Kyle May 14, 2004

sharf

To shit and barf simultaneously. Usually done when something foul is ingested or when one has the flu and diharrea at the same time.

Oh shit! I just sharfed everywhere!
It smells like sharf in here!
Who the fuck sharfed in my bathroom!?
If you don't shut up im going to sharf in your bed and cover it up so you crawl in it and sharf in response.

by Kyle August 15, 2006