1171 definitions by Kung-fu Jesus
The pikiest supermarket in the history of pikeydom. The place where you dare your friends to buy stuff from and walk around with the bag on show to everyone.
The typical Lidl customer keeps the bags and wears them as clothes. Worse than Asda, somerfield and iceland put toghether. The car park is full of old fiesta's and C-reg Peugeot 205's.
by Kung-fu Jesus April 17, 2004
A kick swung from the side. There are three stages to a good round-house.
1) Bringing up the leg.- The kicking leg is raised with foot still flat and facing the floor.
2) The pivot.- Non kicking leg is spun so that kicking leg is forced higher and sole of foot is perpendicular to the ground.
3) Kick- kicking leg is flicked out and back again.
1) Bringing up the leg.- The kicking leg is raised with foot still flat and facing the floor.
2) The pivot.- Non kicking leg is spun so that kicking leg is forced higher and sole of foot is perpendicular to the ground.
3) Kick- kicking leg is flicked out and back again.
by Kung-fu Jesus April 16, 2004
A kick swung from the side. There are three stages to a good round-house.
1) Bringing up the leg.- The kicking leg is raised with foot still flat and facing the floor.
2) The pivot.- Non kicking leg is spun so that kicking leg is forced higher and sole of foot is perpendicular to the ground.
3) Kick- kicking leg is flicked out and back again.
1) Bringing up the leg.- The kicking leg is raised with foot still flat and facing the floor.
2) The pivot.- Non kicking leg is spun so that kicking leg is forced higher and sole of foot is perpendicular to the ground.
3) Kick- kicking leg is flicked out and back again.
by Kung-fu Jesus April 16, 2004
(n.) Vanilla Ice's only song of any deal of popularity, that ripped off the tune from the Queen-David Bowie duet "Under Pressure".
by Kung-fu Jesus May 5, 2004
by Kung-fu Jesus May 12, 2004
The country that even France has jokes about. Supposedly, where the less-arrogant, stupider Frogs are.
by Kung-fu Jesus May 2, 2004
To present arms to the employees and/or owners of a value bearing establishment (train, bank) using the threat of violence as a deterent from heroism.
by Kung-fu Jesus April 23, 2004