1042 definitions by Kung-Fu jesus

sucky sucky

Source: see Full Metal Jacket

Me so horny baby! Sucky sucky!

by Kung-Fu jesus May 4, 2004

rightista

Anyone who does has an objection to abortion, does not like homosexual marriage or homosexuals ingeneral, anyone who is not an atheist, anyone who does not drive a hybrid, any omnivore etc.

omg white christian homophobe pro-lifer rightistas!

by Kung-Fu jesus July 30, 2004

Styx

a) 1980's soft-rock band, much hated.

b) In Greek mythology, the river Styx was gaurded by Charon, and marked the way to either elysium, Tartarus or some grey fields with the pool of Lethe (From which the word lethargy is derived)

When you cross the river Styx, you shall hear music by Styx, and then you know that you're in hell.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 2, 2004

enthusiasts' car

(n.) A "classic car" prone to many engine malfunctions and in constant need of repair. Usually american in nature (Euro's include Triumph Stag or old BMW 323 convertables, also any Triumph TR5-7as well as early Aston Matin DB4's which were released prematurely.)

FOR SALE


1987 Corvette, one careful lady owner, enthusiasts' car. Call locally for this piece of shit.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 5, 2004

take a leak behind the bush

(v.) to conduct operation where the actions cannot themselves be seen, but any intruders can be.

We have to take a leak behind the bush with this new car, so our rivals don't see what we're up to. That means we do it in your dad's garage.

by Kung-Fu jesus May 5, 2004

zero tolerance

Authoritarian rule system whereby breaking of the rules is taken very seriously and punishment is overly severe to get the message through.

The dictator took a stance of zero tolerance on ideaology that caused him any disrepute, and so gave his political opponents acid baths.

by Kung-Fu jesus June 24, 2004

billy-club

A phallus-shaped blunt object used for hitting people around the head.

That cop hit me with his billy-club, aw man does it hurt.

by Kung-Fu jesus April 15, 2004