Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

know you out

"know you're lying" in the speak of a chav.

I knows yous got a phone in dere init, i know you out

by kung-fu jesus September 28, 2004

Faith no more

One of the very few bands that can't really be accused of 'selling out' by anyone who expects thier allegations to be taken seriously. Could be called the origianal rap-metal band?

You're perfect, yes, it's true
But without me you're only you
Your menstruating heart
It ain't bleedin' enough for two
It's a midlife crisis...

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Royalist

One who supports monarchy.

During the american war of Independance, royalists headed up to Canada, and represented most of the forces that took on the US in side-show to Napoleon war of 1812.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

take down

(v.) To bring something down with full force. Literally, to grab someone in the chest area when diving for them and to push them down to the ground with you.

"It's time for a take down on crime", said the mayor, before returning to his office to collect the bribes he had forgotten.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

man-o-war

a) Potugese warship

b) A kind of Jellyfish that is 100 feet long

c) used to compare to a), something that is quite powerful.

d) Metal Band

c) the man-o-war sized forces attacked Iraq

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

roid up

a) mispronounciation due to regional dialect of right-up or write-up.

b) To use anabolic steroids.

Roid up di alley, ya find mista osama bin laydn!


I wana roid up of dis by tamar marnun


He's in the changing rooms giving himself a roid up before training.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

grassy knoll

Conspiracy-theorists' dream opportunity to speculate over the reasons JFK was killed.

Oh, yeah, I have a theory on the grassy knoll and area 51, it all starts in camp SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP-I-DON'T-CARE.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004