Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

gaymer.org

A videogame website for the homosexual community. It tends to be the same as most sites, except that there is a forum for bitching about your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Queers are gamers too? wow....weird.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

cold case

(n.) A crime investigation that has been put on hold until new information comes forth.

I decided to stop killing women and all the crimes became cold cases because I can hold in information and no-one blabs ahahahahahahahahha I am a serial killer and uncaptured.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

Take up arms

(v.) to arm oneself or a group to attack a force.

The militia took up arms against the invaders.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

file

Something you use to enlarge holes


What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?

A paedophile

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

ROSWELL STYLE

A conspiracy theory involving high-up government officials and the potential destruction of mankind. Derived from jay and silent bob strike back.

Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit. It understood us. Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... ROSWELL style. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS. Goddamn yous all to hell.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

knocked for six

To be completely devastated. It comes from the highest scoring action in the sport of cricket:- where the ball exits the circle without leaving the ground.

I was knocked for six after my husband left me


My car was knocked for six after I rammed it into a wall.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

LWT

London weeked television. Shown only in and around London on ITV.

LWT shows shitty programmes. BBC shows shitty programmes. Channel 4 has porn, channel 5 has a 1970's american drama series. Aren't I glad that I've got cable in my bedroom so I don't have to watch this shit ^___^

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004