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dynamic IP

A randomly assigned internet protocol from a pool of IPs owned by your ISP. The IPs are all usually in the same range, and you are given the first free IP when you log on. This means that your IP will change every time you log on (although there is a chance that you could dial up an IP used before).

The benefit of this method (as opposed to static IP is not security, but rather the ISP not having to maintain an IP for every customer, thus saving money. However, this means that only a set number of customers can be online at a time. This also makes the connection slower.
AOL and its subsidiaries (compuserve etc.) use a dynamic IP system. These companies have terrible reputations.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 24, 2004
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what's the big idea?

A question to an illogical action asking if there is some sort of higher purpose or if the act of stupidity is part of some larger, genious plan to take over the world.
*Japan, 1942*

A: You told our pilots to crash thier planes into ships, what's the big idea?

B: We lose a few cheap aeroplanes and a couple of pilots, the enemy loses an expensive ship and thousands of lives.


A: Ah.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
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rubix cube

Something that whenever used, the people around you gather claiming to have completed millions of times, and know all the (obvious) tricks.
You need to get the corners right!


Let me do a side, I'm good!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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red cross

A renowned charity that actively participates in helping those affected by war and famine.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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convertable yellow saab

(n.) a product that could only be made successfully by one company (usually with a reputation in the market for such things), that would trounce any imitations of it, unless these imitations had near ten times the budget.
A convertable yellow saab is a good example.


The Ferrari 250 GTO was also a good example. The GT40 cost ten times a 250 gto.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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holy crap.lions! tours

(n.) A tours company specialising in finding lions and tigers, only in kenya.
Where can you see lions? Only in kenya.


See Kenya, forget norway
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004
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levi

I don't like levi's much. I like Hugo Boss Jeans.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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