Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

400i

Extremely cheap ferrari. It has a measley top speed of 156 mph.

400i's are cheaper than any other ferrari, and can ream most other cars.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

hand canon

(n.) A large handgun. See canon.

That dirty harry style hand canon sure must be heavy!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

kiddie crap

Childish insults.

Get yourself and your kiddie crap the fuck out of my bar!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

butcher's hook

Cockney rhyming sland for look.

Ok me china plates, go round back an 'ave a butcher's at those new wheels e got there.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

arsehole raped

(v.) (Brit, Aust'l'an, Eire) To be completely thrashed.

I was arsehole raped in that game of snooker.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

thankyoutony

www.thankyoutony.com

A website made by americans desperate to prove there is strong support for Iraq by sucking cock of the vertically challenged british prime minister, tony b liar. The creators and designers of this site have made sure the opening page makes no sense "Whereas, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Tony Blair, has vigorously supported the United States in the disarmament of Iraq;" Is the opening sentence, followed by more illiterate drivel and sycophancy. the fuckwits who made it up are also unaware of the general dis-satisfaction of the british population over the situation.

Fuck you Tony Blair, you 5'5" stupid cocksucking socialist politically correct, moronic, anti-british, pro-american, bush loving poodle. See dumbdumbhorsenose

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

smokes three packs a day

One who smokes sicty cigarettes per day.

Your pop caught you smoking, and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite smokes three packs a day

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004