Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

inferiority complex

A belief that in one way or another you are always inferior ot others, usually on a physical attribute. This prevents oen from ascending Maslow's hierarchy of needs.

He holds an inferiority complex against himself because he is 5'6".


She has an inferiority complex about her small breasts.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

cunt fun

Sex with a woman. Hetrosexual or lesbian.

I have cunt fun with your cousin on a regular basis.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

satisfied

When enough has been one, one becoems satisfied.

He was satisfied enough of his enemies had been killed


He was satisfied after the meal.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

omfwtg

"Oh my fuck what the God?"




Used to announce a ones incomprehension or boredom.

Bishop to rook etc blah blah 1337 hax0r w00t in my panties <just imagine i've actually written something random and funny here>


omfwtg!?!?!?!!?!?!1111!!!!!!11!SHIFT+ONE!!!!112

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

clip-clop, clip-clop... BANG! BANG! clip-clop, clip-clop

An amish drive-by

You should get the idea....

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

kyrie

"Lord, have mercy on us."

Used mainly by Catholics such as myself.

Kyrie Eleison.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

thumbs down

a) a hand signal, interpreted to be negative, which consists of a fist, sideways, with the thumb pointing to the ground.

b) below Satisfactory or unacceptable.

c) An indication to kill


antonym: thumbs up

My fellow motorist gave my driving the thumbs down, before speeding off with his arm and middle finger extended.

I'm sorry, but this definition is crude, immature and a failed attempt at humour. I've just have to give it a thumbs down


The roman gladiatorial type looked about the colloseum to see row after row of thumbs down, so he cast his net over the opponent and speared him through.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004