Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

grampa

(n.) One who drives well below the speed limit, often in a small 1960's car.

Get off the road grampa!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

I will bury you

Akin to "I will kill you"

I will fucking bury you for that...

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

glory boy

(n.) One who selfishly acts of his own accord in a team activity, used mostly in a sporting sense.

He's a good football player, but he ignores pleas to pass. He's such a glory boy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 16, 2004

busby

(n.) A large bear fur hat worn by 19th century Russians, now associated with the British Amry regiments on show at London.

(n.) A vagina resembling a busby.

It wasn't just an afro, it was a fucking busby!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

cook the books

(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.

Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004

execution style

(adv.) killing by forcefully putting someone on thier knees, standing behind them and slitting thier throat from left to right (if right handed)/firing two quick shots into the back of thier head.

Two execution style murders



Should I take them out gangland style or execution style?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

preaching to the choir

Extolling/defaming a cause to people convinced of it's greatness/horridness. Etymology is obviously from christian church choirs.

Playmate: Sex sells
Hugh H: Preaching to the choir.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004