Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

souped-up

Given power that was not intended for it to have.

Souped-up economy car etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

swim with dolphins

Something that all women want, but few will ever get to do. Used by paedophiles to get young girls to have sex with them, often in the grroming stage. Can be used to describe sex with minors.

Perv- hello little girl
girl- my mummy told me not to talk to strangers.
Perv- Would you like a lollipop?
girl- my mummy told me not to accept things from strangers
Perv- Would you like to come to Gibraltar with me and swim with dolphins?

*pause*

girl-ok

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

old spice

(n.) Bottled bath water. Sold to men who live with thier mothers.


(n.) The sixth spice girl. Rumoured to really be Margaret Thatcher.

All hail Baroness Thatcher!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

Volvo

(n.) A small, swedish house with a panzer engine on the front and "HOWS MY DRIVING? 555-FUCK-YOU" stickers on the back.

throw as many bricks as you want at this volvo-you won't dent it.

by kung-fu jesus August 19, 2004

LEDC

"Less economically developed country"



A more socially acceptable (politically correct) version of third world or poor

most of africa.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

can I buy you a drink?

This phrase is recognised as the best way to attract members of the opposite sex. Let's face it, who dosen't want a free drink?

Can I buy you a drink?


Sure.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Afrikaans

A language used in South Africa that mixes Dutch, English and native tribespeak.

Afrikaans is the official language in south africa.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004