Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

urban+rural

See rural+urban

See also mpg

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

bangalore torpedo

(n.) anti-trap device created by Captain McClintock of the British army while serving in India, 1912. The "Torpedo" was a number of ten steel tubes, about 13 pounds in weight each, that were flat-packed and assembled as needed. The front-most pole would have an explosive on the end which would detonate any mines in the area or clear barbed wire.

During the American Omaha beach landings on d-day, 1944, they troops cut throught the barbed wire with a bangalore torpedo.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

woman of the town

A prostitute, as seen in JB Priestly's "An inspector calls"

Yo mama a woman of the town.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Ted Bundy

(v.) To Ted Bundy, to act weak to a woman to get draw her in, then routinely abuse her once she is under the assumption you are really a nice person. Named after the serial killer executed in 1989.

He Ted Bundy'd Joanna, and now she won't leave him because she thinks he loves her.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

b/f

brought forward

Balance b/f

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

70's haircut

Someone who has a stupid looking afro, that is perfectly round, yet out of place in today's society.

In pulp fiction, Samuel L Jackson had a seventies haircut.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

old as the hills

an (n.) that is very old indeed. Often used for exaggerations.

You're as old as the hills.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004