Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

b/d

Brought down

Balance b/d

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

shaddap you face

(v.) To make quiet, phrase used by Italians, and made popular by a 1983 song by Joe Dolce, who had a very bad Italian accent.

"What you say to me? SHADDAP YOU FACE!" *slap*


What's-a matter you, hey, gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap you face*



*candidate for worst song ever.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

celebrity morgue

(n.) A website with pictures of dead celebrity bodies, including JFK, Tupac, Elvis, Hitler and Che Guevara.

I'm going to kill <Hated celebrity> and submit the photos to celebrity morgue.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

that all you got, pansies?

Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.

Eat my AK, gumbastard!



*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*


that all you got, pansies?


Shit, i wasted the entire clip!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

the boys

(n.) (British) Baliffs.

I'll send the boys round if I don't get my money.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

sorry

Prefix to a noun that belittles the impact of it.

You and your sorry corvette got your lonesome ass cracked by a kid on a bike

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

whodunnit

(n.) An amalgamation of the words "who done it" into one word. The whodunnit is a mystery where a crime or wrongdoing (a tort, so to speak) must be solved. Used to describe plays or cinema for the most part.

Cluedo is a whodunnit board game.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004