Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

pwn3d

When one nerd claims superiority over another.

Eugene: I've never got it on with a girl, I own you.

Poindexter: oh yeah? Well I've never even spoken to a girl, but have 50GB of tentacle rape pr0n on my C:\ and have every star trek episode on DVD

Eugene: omg you rule

Poindexter: omg wtf j00 pwn3DD!!!1

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

pleasure you can't measure

Wow, isn't this the grate-ist catch-fraez EVAR!

Do not buy products with this slogan in thier advertising campaign. Ever.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

fiesta

A small, crappy car manufactured by Ford.

I wipe my buttocks on your fiesta.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

cumfiesta

(n.) an event where someone is ejaculated on by a number of males for the purposes of pornography

We had a cumfiesta on psycho bitch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

dirty hole

Buggery involving a dirty anus.

They didn't have showers or toilet paper on the boat to africa, so they all played a game of idrty hole with eachother.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

there was a young man from china

Chilren's song.

There was a young man from china

Who wans't a very good climber

He slipped on a rock

cut off his cock

and now he's got a vagina.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

business end

The end that produces fecial matter, or "business" as you may call it.

The business end of your girlfriend is friendly with the arserapist.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004