Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

ah fuck off

See fuck off. Depending on mannor used, this can imply one of three things.


a) The speaker is tired.
b) The speaker is not meaning anything by it.
c) You are not the main priority of the speaker.

a)aaaahw, fuckoff...

b) ah, fuck off ya cunt!

c) ah? Fuck off, I'm trying to play cards here.

by Kung-Fu Jesus August 16, 2006

Frankie says relax

Popular phrase on T-shirts around the time frankie goes to hollywood released song relax. This was in reaction to some people calling for the song to be banned.

Relax, don't do it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

light-up

a) To light a cigarette
b) To fire many bullets in a short period of time, not neccesarily with an automatic weapon

Light-up this fag (ciggie)

Light-up this fag (queer)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

thundercats

Massively popular cartoon of the eighties. The only better cartoon was masters of the universe. Following a similar style to MOTU, Thundercats delivered some interesting storylines, and also tought the viewers a sense of morality. Something the power rangers generation didn't get.

Thunder!

Thunder!

Thundercats! Hoooooooooo!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

ferry

(v.) to transport internationally, or accross water.

I will ferry you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

meat and two veg

meat and two vegetables.


The male genitalia, for obvious reasons.

Anyon up for a meat sandwich?

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

afrikaaner

(n.) European settler in Africa, usually of dutch descent
(n.) Citizen of the lowest countries in Africa (South Africa, Kingdom of Lesotho etc.) that speaks in fluent afrikaans
(n.) Non-african exploring africa (original meaning)

Although Afrikaaners represent about 15% of South Africa by population, in the 1960's they controlled about 95% of the wealth.

by kung-fu jesus September 7, 2004