Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

ah fuck off

See fuck off. Depending on mannor used, this can imply one of three things.


a) The speaker is tired.
b) The speaker is not meaning anything by it.
c) You are not the main priority of the speaker.

a)aaaahw, fuckoff...

b) ah, fuck off ya cunt!

c) ah? Fuck off, I'm trying to play cards here.

by Kung-Fu Jesus August 16, 2006

who dares wins

The motto of the world's greatest strike unit, the SAS.

Losely translates as "Stop pansying around and grow some you little bitch"

Is that Thatcher?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

rampant rabbit

The world's best selling vibrator.

It's a wonderful toy for a girl or a boy, everyone loves a rampant rabbit!



That's right, boys too!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

el cabron

A talking horse who hits his enemies on the head with a guitar whilst shouting "EL CABRON!" which I believe means "the bastard".

ayayayyayaye! EL CABRON!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

e-diarrhea

Similar to verbal diarrhea, e-diarrhea is when someone has an inability to stop typing, and must occupy thier computer screen with messages, however senseless or irritating to others.

Gumba Gumba\ Kung-fu jesus has 80 wpm of e-diarrhea waiting for you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus December 17, 2006

forehead piercing

A forehead piercing occurs when someone is punched in the forehead by another with jewellry on their hands (See ring). The ring shall split thier skin open, similar to piercing an ear or such.

After she pushed her boyfriend to the ground, she gave him a forehead piercing with her rings. When he got up he couldn't believe that a girl had beaten him in a fight.


The next week he sent a legal document to her for assault.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Fortress Europe

Mainland europe controlled by Hitler during WWII

D-day was a massive attack on fortress europe.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004