2 definitions by KumquatSquirter

A girlfriend of a closeted gay boy. Usually “sardines” is greasy and nasty looking; only suitable to be a girlfriend if you’re really trying to hide your identity.
Omg, did you see Bitchface and Sardines over there, they’re so disgusting.

Look sardines is greasy as hell, must be all that sardine oil in her hair.
by KumquatSquirter May 20, 2022
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The plural form of penis.

{is to are, penis to penare}
Wow, last night I got hammered hard by a bunch of penare!
by KumquatSquirter April 22, 2021
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