1 definition by KrissehDisseh
Most perfect guy you can imagine, with a KILLER voice that will MELT YOU, and a laugh that will make you smile for the whole day non stop. Warning: your smiling muscles will hurt when talking to Joao.
He's open minded and will stay up late at night talking with you until 6am about EVERYTHING (will make your heart almost explode). Can't forget the athletic body with the fluffy eboy hair too, 10 out of 10 if you ask me. If you find a Joao you also get unlimited cuddling. In the Joao-package you also get his dog, so extra dog cuddles as well. Not bad not bad. Only thing that sucks about a Joao is that he lives so goddamn far away.
He's open minded and will stay up late at night talking with you until 6am about EVERYTHING (will make your heart almost explode). Can't forget the athletic body with the fluffy eboy hair too, 10 out of 10 if you ask me. If you find a Joao you also get unlimited cuddling. In the Joao-package you also get his dog, so extra dog cuddles as well. Not bad not bad. Only thing that sucks about a Joao is that he lives so goddamn far away.
Kristina: Damn, the other day I met this Joao with a big booty who booty-slammed my iPad and broke it. Worth it.
Other person: Daaaaaaaaayum that boy got ass. You think he can booty-slam my face as well?
Other person: Daaaaaaaaayum that boy got ass. You think he can booty-slam my face as well?
by KrissehDisseh October 29, 2022