16 definitions by Kripos
Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.
by Kripos August 1, 2021
Averøy is the place where they throw fish at each other and drink brandy before it is finished burning ,. the bus drivers do not go to work until they have drunk 6 beers. the highway is made for drunk driving and they like eggs and sausage
by Kripos June 27, 2021
The island where they invented shiting everywhere, have to be carefull when driving car there because its shit everywhere,
go to hell or go to bergsøya
by Kripos June 12, 2021
a place where they hand out sausage and bread to Polish employees who go without panties, they watch a lot of porn on the tv screen while the sausages are cooking, also they need 3 minutes of education to get permission and open the gate. once a Polish worker died of overeating sausage. it is his own fault when he walked around and shouted korwa korwa which means sausage in Swedish. when a Swedish guard was sitting there stuffing too much sausage into him
by Kripos July 4, 2021
The place where big dick human are born, people also drink alot and talk alot of bullshit, god place to go if you like drinking and have sex. People often fight about who is gonna drive when drinking
by Kripos June 6, 2021
Storpillebygda
by Kripos June 6, 2021
Tingvoll is a place where everyone have had sex with the doctor and are on wellfare, and they also eat ass. After a good fighting party all the people with brain cells went to live in straumsnes and live happily after.
by Kripos June 12, 2021