3 definitions by KraJ

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The act of inserting a foot into a female sex organ, which can lead to severe twat foot
"I walked in on my father twat footing the dog last night"
by KraJ February 03, 2007

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A foot covered in twat slime and thus has the odour about it of twat
Daughter: "Mother, your foot smells rather fishy today"
Mother: "Yes, I'm suffering from a severe case of twat foot"

Albert: "My word Henry, you have extraordinarily bad twat foot today"
Henry: "Indeed, I was up twat footing all night with Gloria"
by KraJ February 03, 2007

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the twat of an aristocrat and is therefore rather posh
"this is some vintage twat"
"yeah, its aristrotwat"
by KraJ February 03, 2007

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