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Christophee is that guy you think is normal but is actually super gay and was raped as a child. He has a boner for his friend Tyler.

His parents are known as Daddy 1, and Daddy 2, Daddy 2 raped him.

Christophee has brown hair, a spit fire hat, green eyes, and a vans shirt and jacket
by Kotakiddo June 28, 2018
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The savior of all life; once every full moon a animal or human sacrifice must be made to him by holding the sacrifice in the middle of a circular room while someone runs around yelling their praises to him
Oh dear lord Kermit we give our thanks for this meal
by Kotakiddo June 28, 2018
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