Monkey D Luffy

That guy who can kick your ass anyday when he feels like it/when he's not hungry(never)/make fun of him/make fun of his friends/pee in his eye.

Oh, and he'll become king of the pirates. Don't belive me? Go ask the 500+ people who's ass he kicked.

"Shit, I wanted to become king of the pirates, then Luffy totally just shoved a wooden board up my ass."

by Kooper113 August 28, 2004

Space Invader

A spaceshit that always travels in groups with up to two other kids of ships. They're goal is to invade space and/or take over the Earth. They always attack in large groups, and become faster when less of them are in veiwing range.

"BWAHAHA! You should of shot where I was GOING to be instead of where I WAS!"

by Kooper113 August 30, 2003

Zoro

A cool swordsman who uses three swords. Don't even bother trying to fight him, you'll lose. I mean it. What? What cheese? I have no idea what you're talking about.

"Zoro has three swords... He can also kill people who ride on little wheel things... And clowns... And stuff... He's cool."

by Kooper113 August 28, 2004

deoxys

A cheap ripoff of Mewtwo. I mean, they both come from space.. And.. Um... Wait, no they don't... Uhh... Shit... They're uh.... Both are psychic! But Mewtwo came first! What a rip off!!!

"Mewtwo has gone through Mako Energy. Deoxys is a little bitch from space. Mewtwo wins."

by Kooper113 August 28, 2004

Mewtwo

The greatest pokemon aside from Slowking. He can spin your ass 360 degrees if you aren't carefull. Hell, his purple laser shit can fuck anyone up. I swear, he's on drugs or something, his eyes glow!! Wait.. MAKO ENERGY! HOLY SHIT! IT'S CLOUD!!

"They should make a movie with Mewtwo vs. Deoxys.. Seriously."

"This is embarassing but he was beaten by a Porygon.. But his trainer sucked, so yeah."

"Mewtwo... I, Sephiroth, shall destroy you-- Cloud! I know your secret damn it!"

by Kooper113 August 28, 2004

Kooper113

A friend to the world of Paint Shop Pro and Nintendo. He really loves SPGLink's zany charaters, and loves to chat on the AWN Message Board. He also enjoys talking in third person.

"Sup' B?" ~ Kooper113

by Kooper113 August 26, 2003

Koobler

The evil USSR dictator who was defeated by none other than Jack Frost. Since he has no friend, he carrues around a puppet named Doby no matter where he is.

"me is Koolber, me crush Americans! Right Doby? Why yes sir Koobler!"

by Kooper113 August 30, 2003