Kool Kolino's definitions

kool kolino

The oracle of street lingo, jive, word, poetry, truth, the meaning of life, how to get 550hp out of a smallblock etc. etc.

We cannot get the U.S. and Iraq to talk, Mr Mandela; better call Kool Kolino........

by Kool Kolino January 2, 2005

rectum rag

Toilet paper for the poor.

Dagnamit, use both sides of the rectum rag, ya idjit.

by Kool Kolino January 2, 2005

Poon tang

A combination of both the aroma and taste of a womens genitals. Logically this sensation can range from pleasurable to a fate worse than death - depending on bathing habits, diet, rectum bleaching etc. etc.

God damn, that was some sweet 'tang - Got her just as she was gettin' out the 'tub. I sucked her pussy 'till her head caved in.

by Kool Kolino January 1, 2005

cock scoffer

1)Any subservient, easily manipulated person. Usually associated with the male gender.
2) Any person who will do anything to get what they want.
3)A person without morals, scruples etc.

Hey, check out the new General Manager. He's only 23 years old; what a cock scoffer.

by Kool Kolino January 2, 2005

Glazed donut

The after effects of eating your girls pussy. The wet, sticky sauce that is left shimmerring on your face after cunnilingis.

God damn, where's my sunglasses? Your face is so shiny, you must have been eatin' pussy for a week solid !

by Kool Kolino January 1, 2005

kicked in rubbish tin

A person of distinctly ugly appearance. Really grotesque facial features. Often associated with fuglies

Yo, that dude's got a head like a kicked in rubbish tin

by Kool Kolino January 2, 2005

recepticle

A handy method of transferring semen from your bedroom to the bathroom without actually leaving the room. Not akin to 'sperm bank' or the like which is more for plural transportation / storage of fluids. A human vessel.

My girl can't cook, clean, earn a living or nuthin'. Just a recepticle is all she ever be, Holmes.

by Kool Kolino January 2, 2005