7 definitions by Komoris

Cock Lock

It's a lock for your cock.

It's mainly for bdsm purposes, but you might have fun with it a German Foot Massage Place (Don't Ask).

Greg: "I'm in need for my penis to be locked!"

Joe: "Yo Greg, ever heard of Cock Lock?"

Greg: "No, but I'll try it"

1 Day Later

Greg: "Ahhhhh YEAH! Now This is a TRUE Penis Lock!!!"

by Komoris April 22, 2021

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Adolf Shitler

Adolf Hitler, but made of shit.

We all know Hitler is a piece of fuckin shit, so why not MAKE him an actual piece of shit! It's genius!

PenisLord666: Man, that hitler guy is a piece of SHIT.
PussyMaster007: Oh, You mean Adolf Shitler.
PenisLord666: Oh, ok

by Komoris May 5, 2021

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Mickey mouse slaughterhouse

An altered version of mickey mouse club house, now rated x.

Sam: Yo man lets watch mickey mouse clubhouse!
Charles: nah man, lets watch...mickey mouse slaughterhouse!
Sam: OK.
*Watches mickey mouse slaghterhouse*
Sam: HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK.
Charles: Shudda' Warned you man.

by Komoris May 1, 2021

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Zombie Bama'

A zombie version of Barack Obama, enough said.

However Zombie Bama' will jerk you off for gold coins, all for convenience.

Donald Trump: Hey Barack, be careful! We're in a zombie apocalypse!!! So don't get bit!
Barack Obama: Ok man, I won't!
*Barack Obama Gets Bit By A Zombie*
Donald Trump: Oh no! It's...ZOMBIE BAMA'
Zombie Bama': Brainsssssssss.

by Komoris May 5, 2021

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