37 definitions by Klinkhammer

donglebook

Shit my Computer Has No Ports worst mistake ever made by purchasing this Donglebook

by Klinkhammer November 28, 2017

A Phablet or Smartphone That lacks Ports

E.g iPhone 7,8, & X models

Google Pixel 2& pixel 2 XL

And The Razer Phone

OH SHIT YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A DONGLEPHONE WHEN YOU CANNOT LISTEN TO DAMN WIRED HEADPHONES!

by Klinkhammer November 28, 2017

The cooler way of saying Brazilian the way Brazilians do instead of using the z just use an s

I love Brasilians they r so sexy !

by Klinkhammer January 2, 2019

An alternative and cooler word for the slang term stupid and calling someone very dumb

Look u are very STEWUPID!!!!! If your gonna go through with zhis plan

by Klinkhammer January 1, 2019

1. A person who is acting like a jerk
2. A large piece of shit that’s shaped like a bass fish

That guy is bassturd for treating u like this you can do better than him

Fuck him he’s a bloody bassturd

by Klinkhammer July 2, 2019

The cooler and proper / alternative funky and sexy term for “Village” or a place that provides a lot of veal

by Klinkhammer October 7, 2018

A Brick shape Gaming Phone Made by Razer

Hey man I just got the Razer Phone it’s a gaming phone for gamers

by Klinkhammer November 22, 2017