3 definitions by KkMoikK

Katelyn

Katelyn is a super-common name, therefore there are multiple spellings of it. However, they all have the same meaning. Not only does the name mean pure, but it also means torture. Which perfectly captivates the personality of a Katelyn. Katelyn's enjoy shipping people, singing, reading, writing, showing off, science, movies, music, and a lot of other things. She is a real ship captain. She loves to have fun. Not that many guys are into her, but she doesn't exactly care, because she enjoys to watch other people fall in love rather than herself, though she usually has one crush. Katelyn is extremely loyal once you befriend her, and she can be a real pain sometimes, however she is fierce and will stand by you. She loves to argue, and her intelligence makes up for her slowness and weakness in P.E. She has brown eyes and thick, dark brown hair. She is a bit of a nerd, but she is a real weirdo, and she hates popular people. Katelyn knows basically everyone, and is on Spotify, Google Docs, and Google Hangouts 24/7.

Saumya: WHERE IS KATELYN
Kenna: idk
Alizeh: I think she went to put her violin away
Katelyn: *runs up behind them* BOO!
Saumya: ARGH
Kenna: FFf-
Alizeh: HOLYSH-
Saumya: KAteLyN i hAtE yOU
Katelyn: You all know you love me on the inside
Them: ...

by KkMoikK September 24, 2018

Ship Captain

The ship captain is the person in the fam or your friend group that keeps shipping everybody in the freakin' friend group regardless of whether or not they would make a good couple and also regardless of their sexuality. They are the captain of shipping people, thus known as the ship captain. If you have a ship captain in your fam or friend group then I feel bad for you son. Jk. Ship captains are also really good friends because of their determination, understanding, and total lack of selfishness. Ship captains are usually the leader or the glue of the friend group. If the ship captain feels that a ship is sinking, he or she will immediately abandon ship and get a new ship because they need a ship to commandeer. Ship captains always have a reason to explain how their ship would make a good couple. If you're targeted by a ship captain then good luck because they're like paparazzi and they won't stop following you and your shipmate everywhere and teasing you, thus bringing you closer together, which usually works after what I've seen from what the ship captain has done to my friends and their ships. You can have multiple ship captains in a friend group. But one way to identify the true captain is to check their phone and see if you can find pictures of his/her targets, either photoshopped or edited or real. Also, if they smirk proudly at the mention of one of their ships.

Caden: ugh I've been targeted
Me: Great who's the ship captain this time, it wasn't me
Caden: Grace
Me: Oh ya Grace is a really persistent ship captain
Grace: *runs over* Kate look at this amazing pic I've got
*Pic is an edited photo of Caden and Mackenzie*
Caden: oh my gawd
Me: NICE JOB GRACE
Caden: Youre such a ship captain
Grace: Youre welcome CADENZIE
Caden: UAEDGJKVziucjdkfcvUISRJGKfxbaioaerlkngd
Me: LOL

by KkMoikK July 17, 2018

Edward Cullen

Yet another character that is, thank goodness, FICTIONAL and part of the crap series Twilight. I mean he's the most selfish person, he could have used his immortality to help the world but NOPE, instead he goes to high school a MILLION BILLION TIMES and falls in love with a girl who is what, eighty freaking years younger than him? Anyways as a child he spilled superglue and glitter all over himself, thus making him sparkly, however he believes he has the skin of a killer. Edweird (yes, EDWEIRD because he is weird) is also gay and a pedo, and what's more, a lot of girls have a crush on him even though not only is he a pedo and selfish, he is also abusive, "superior", and a creepy stalker. Because that is apparently attractive nowadays.

Girl 1: Omg that guy is so hot, he's such an Edward Cullen
Girl 2: Ikr I want him
Me: He's not even pretty like wh-
Them: SBDJFUHSKJFIJKANEFNSDG SHUT UP YOU-
Me: JEEZ FINE

by KkMoikK September 24, 2018