3 definitions by KingKakuta

Gareth Bailed

To Gareth Bail, verb, means to skip on an event or leave a party, normally done by shlads with birds. Name taken from Tottenham and Wales winger Gareth Bale.

Tom is such a dick, he just Gareth Bailed on the pub tonight.

by KingKakuta May 3, 2013

Weasel

When a so called mate is a little thrifty with personal belongings.

‘Jonesy always pinches just enough of my hair wax to keep his middle-aged lid in tack. What a weasel.’ -Weed

by KingKakuta June 28, 2018

Frumpy

When a bird is of a size that is undesirable.

'There is no way that frumpy slut is coming into Vnyl unless Squid is here to play pull the pig.'

by KingKakuta December 30, 2016