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Runescape

A MMORPG created by the British company Jagex in 1999. The game depicts a medieval fantasy world of men and mystical beasts. Although the graphics were simplistic it had a seductive charm. Slowly all you began to think about is Runescape. Playing Runescape, touching Runescape, feeling Runescape, being Runescape. Unfortunately the game now is nothing and lossed it's appeal and replay value......Before one could play Runescape and gain riches through the huge open world economy, staking in the arena through different modes of combat, and the most exhilarating game activity PKing (player killing). A pker would specalize in hand weapons, archery, or magic. There were also players of low level with high combative skills known as Pures. Unfortunately Jagex held a meeting in the year of 2007, the topic of discussion "How can we take the game loved by million and FUCK IT UP COMPLETELY"."I GOT IT" Said CoCEO GreedMcFuckson.."LET'S LIMIT TRADE TO MINUSCULE AMOUNTS THAT ARE NOT SIGNIFICANT TO PURCHASING ANY HIGHER TIER ITEMS IN THE GAME, ALSO MAKE IT SO FRIENDS CAN'T GIVE FRIEND ITEMS PRO BONO THROUGH TRADE TOO, MAKE IT SO PLAYERS CANT EVEN DROP ITEMS FOR OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE JUST BECAUSE, TAKE OUT ALL FORMS OF PLAYER KILLING BECAUSE KILLING IS WRONG, THOUGH A WHOLE SOCIETY, CULTURE WAS FOUNDED ON THIS FUNDAMENTAL ASPECT OF THE GAME, TAKE OUT THE ARENA AND REPLACE IT WITH A GIANT TURD SO IT REEKS OF SHIT EVERYTIME A FORMER DUELIST IS NEAR THE AL KHARID DESERT!"

Jesse: "Hey man you ever heard of Runescape?"
Kevin: "Yeah I used to play it, but then Jagex fucking ruined it."
Jesse: "So it's not worth playing now you'd say?"
Kevin: "I would rather perform seppuku upon myself, remove my eviscerated entrails and wrap them around my windpipe so that I may suffocate and die with dignity then play that piece of shit game that those greedy money suckers ruined."
Jesse: "Oh so no then..."

by KingJester February 1, 2015