1 definition by King of the karsmashians

A gark is someone who is slow in the head and has a bit of a wack face. On top of this a gark can show signs of eating their own poo.
Kim doesn't even know what a normal size bottom is, what a gark.
Khloe has a really big nose and a massive left cheek, she is such a gark.
Kourtney's breath spells like my junk from my trunk and her breakfast bowl had brown sploches in it, she is totally a gark.
by King of the karsmashians January 27, 2016
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