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A saying used by a Higher official to a lower Class, to state that they have the right to be a cunt because they deserve it for doing something important for the other. Similar to 'the Right to be a Cunt' it was shortened for easy use in conversation.

e.g King to Peasant, Home owner to Tenant, Person who pays the bills to Person who doesn't, Father to Son, Employer to Employee.
All you ever do is complain, I have the right to cunt in this house.
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