1 definition by King Ralph of Macedonia (JayC)

neuticals

A pair of bollocks, or testicles, that are in fact fake. Kinda like what Barbie's lover, Ken, has.

Did you hear? Lee Blackburn, aged 17, of Fleetwood in England was involved in a horrible accident. He got his balls trapped in his boyfriend's ringpiece and had to have them amputated, he's now got NEUTICALS!!! AAAHHAah hah hahaha!!!

by King Ralph of Macedonia (JayC) May 8, 2003