16 definitions by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia

When one takes their laptop into the bathroom and uses the Internet while they are sitting on the toilet.
Oh damn, I have to crap, but my friend just got on...time to start cansurfing.
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia December 08, 2005

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Refers to the close resemblence of George W. Bush to a common monkey.
What's in that cage? A Bushminkey?
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia August 05, 2006

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Understand The Fucking Manual. Used in response to 1337 h4xx0r d00dz telling one to RTFM after they politely asked for help.
I'd RTFM, but I can't UTFM.

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1) An idiot, a stupid person.

2) A scrotum sack that has seen too much masturbation.
1) STFU, whackbag.

2) Dude, lay off the pr0n. Your whackbag is about to fall off.

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What you call it when you have diarrhea and you cough or sneeze so hard that you crap your pants.
*cough cough* "Oh crap, I misfired! Better change clothes."
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia August 08, 2005

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A derogatory nickname for the PS2 console.
Look at that little buttboy with his Penis-2. What's his name? Oh yeah, sony roolz.
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 19, 2003

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A filler comic when the guy who draws GU Comics can't put in a real one. Usually has a stick figure saying Poopy.
"I'm too busy playing Splinter Cell to make a real comic. Better put up a Poopy."
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 18, 2005

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