3 definitions by Kills, thrills n cherryade

To perform oral sex on a lady who has had a man ejaculate inside her recently. To eat someone else's porridge
Ken: I went down on Betty earlier...

Trevor: oh really? How was it?

Ken: weird. There was someone else's load in there. I really goldilocksed Bettys hole.
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to make a girl bite the top from a cadburys creme egg, then dip your cock in the gooey centre and make her lick it all off.
lee gave ruth a creme duce at easter.
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The itch, eruption and general discharge from the genital area following a one night stand with a person from Bridlington.
"I got lucky with a guy from Bridlington on my weekend away and now I have a rash and pus seeping from my flue. I think I have Brid Flue"
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