87 definitions by Kidswillbekids

Swiss balls

1. Exercise balls
2. A Swiss mans testicles

1. Let’s work together on Swiss balls
2. In Switzerland, a man took his draws off so I saw Swiss balls for the first time ever!

by Kidswillbekids July 10, 2019

Is the earth flat?

We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.

Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars

by Kidswillbekids October 29, 2019

Milk the cow

To suck titties

This morning I couldn’t get over my girl’s boobies so I had to milk the cow

by Kidswillbekids June 1, 2019

Shakira

A beautiful Colombian singer who’s hips don’t lie

Jimmy: Wow shakira has me sweating
Zachery: me too homie

by Kidswillbekids April 20, 2019

Shawty

The key word to asking out a girl

Boy: hey yo shawty, do you wanna go to the movies with me?
Girl: YES!!!

by Kidswillbekids March 26, 2019

Orange

The color of the president

President Trump is orange

by Kidswillbekids April 1, 2019

Mumble rap

The opposite of lyrical rap. Kids age 12 and under love mumble rap. Everyone else 13 or older hates it.

Mumble rap is for 10 year olds don’t listen to it.

by Kidswillbekids January 16, 2020