2 definitions by KickDickem
An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.
"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."
by KickDickem April 21, 2017
Ex: "Hey, wanna go back to Gerry's and share some soup?"
Ex 2: "The Soup is hot."
Ex 3: "How'd Trevor get couchlocked?" "The Soup was too hot for him."
Ex 2: "The Soup is hot."
Ex 3: "How'd Trevor get couchlocked?" "The Soup was too hot for him."
by KickDickem March 13, 2018