2 definitions by Kfbbwjdbevdj

Zonk

A very rude gesture harnessing the use of prayers. Also the name of a really cool car.

"I'll give you my car which is named Zonk if you let me zonk you 5 times." "Deal"

by Kfbbwjdbevdj January 4, 2023

Bumplescraple

An old folklore term used to describe a monster that would come out of the ground and feast on the eyes of young children. It originated when little Tommy tripped on a step and bumped his knee and scraped it and then lied that he was being chased by the Bumplescraple.

"Ouch!!! The Bumplescraple almost got me!!!" "Shut the fuck up Tommy this is why your parents don't love you"

by Kfbbwjdbevdj January 4, 2023